Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more (Mark Twain)

A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. (Samuel Johnson)

People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick. (Scott Westerfeld,)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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